June 2010
1 post
February 2010
14 posts
January 2010
9 posts
December 2009
3 posts
November 2009
6 posts
October 2009
8 posts
“the other day i was masturbating while i was in labor and a doctor told me i...”
– anon
“my mom was drunk tonight and i went to the kitchen to see her making 4 tacos and...”
– anon
“one day i will make a porn film about a florist who gets pleasure from shoving...”
September 2009
8 posts
“when i heard about 9/11 i was in school and the teacher got called out and there...”
– anon
“one day i will invent something so you can put a dvd in your vagina and open...”
– anon
“this is how i celebrate my grades.
if i get a C i get to have sex with a floppy...”
– anon
“i just want someone to touch my breasts and lick my pussy yo then ill fuck your...”
– anon
August 2009
11 posts
“one time i mb8ed with my phone and i just kept ringing myself and then my phone...”
– anonymous