this is how i celebrate my grades.
if i get a C i get to have sex with a floppy dick bc c is a floppy letter.
if i get a B i get to have sex with two floppy dix and a straight dick bc there are 2 floppy bits in a b and one straight one.
if a get an A i get to have sex with 3 straight dix.
for anything else i just go home and mbate while listening to brokencyde
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